1 00:00:03,963 --> 00:00:06,881 [upbeat bluesy music] 2 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,384 ? ? 3 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,056 - [sighs] 4 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:17,225 I can't tell which angle makes it scream, 5 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:21,813 "Hey, welcome to a modern, cool speakeasy!" 6 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:24,816 - Well, from any angle, I'm pretty sure it's screaming, 7 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:27,227 "Hey, I'm a chair! I shouldn't even be talking." 8 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:31,531 - I just want every detail of our speakeasy 9 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,366 to be perfect, you know? 10 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,994 I got this vintage record player at a garage sale. 11 00:00:35,995 --> 00:00:38,705 Oh, and this vintage coffee table at another garage sale. 12 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,874 Oh, and those pillows? - Garage sale. 13 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,208 - Actually, I got those on Etsy. 14 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,544 - Oh. - [sighs] 15 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,588 I just want it to be special, you know? 16 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:47,630 It's my baby. 17 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,716 - Aw. It is special. 18 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,259 You should feel real good about it. 19 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,219 - I'll feel better once our lighting is finished. 20 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,139 - Step ahead of you, sister. 21 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:59,726 - [squeals] 22 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,312 - I had the electrician install it over the weekend. 23 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:03,438 - Thank you, Bobbie. 24 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:04,773 - You're welcome. 25 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:06,149 - I don't know what I'd do without you. 26 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:07,984 - Oh, you're doing great. 27 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,527 Only thing to keep in mind moving forward 28 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,488 is to keep a cool head. 29 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:13,907 Nothing to get worked up about. 30 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,492 - Hey, guys, hide the hooch. 31 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:16,952 The fuzz is here. 32 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,873 Oh, yeah. Just a little speakeasy humor. 33 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,041 It's the health inspector. 34 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:24,584 - The health inspector? 35 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,205 Wh-that's not until Wednesday! 36 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,423 - Remember me? 37 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,175 Monica Ulrich, Department of Health, 38 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,760 badge number... all: 168. 39 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,262 - Yep, yep, yep. 40 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,722 Monica, what are you doing here? 41 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,516 - I'll be performing the health inspection 42 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,851 for this space on Wednesday. 43 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:44,562 I'd like you to have this paperwork filled out by then. 44 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,357 - We didn't have to do this last time. 45 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,192 - Well, I wanted to get here ahead of time 46 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:52,529 to tell you that, unofficially, 47 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:55,031 I'm really looking forward to spending time with you 48 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,407 as just one of the gals. 49 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,285 You know, gal time. 50 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:03,498 - Why? 51 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,500 - Well, during our last encounter, 52 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:09,255 I felt that the staff and I had developed an easygoing rapport. 53 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,299 - Did I work here then? 54 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,926 - [laughs] She's just kidding. 55 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,761 Of course we did. 56 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,763 - I'm relieved it's mutual. 57 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:21,307 Well, I guess I'll see you gals Wednesday! 58 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,560 [laughs] 59 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:24,812 Have a good day. 60 00:02:25,255 --> 00:02:28,690 - I don't know what that badge does, 61 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:31,901 but I never want one. 62 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,112 - Bobbie, are you sure you're going to be OK 63 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:35,864 with Monica doing the inspection? 64 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,323 - Of course. Why wouldn't I be? 65 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,200 - Um, the last time she was here, 66 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,494 all she did was flirt with Emmett. 67 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,621 Her nickname for him was Hot Sauce. 68 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:44,747 - [laughs] 69 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:45,874 Don't be ridiculous. 70 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:47,667 I'll be fine. 71 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,502 - You sure? - Of course I'm sure. 72 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,254 Now let's get downstairs 73 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,840 and open that other business that we're running. 74 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,383 - OK. 75 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,678 - Ooh. 76 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,725 Crap. I'm going to need that. 77 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:08,354 ? Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight ? 78 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,398 {\an8}? To get through the day ? 79 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,317 {\an8}? And sleep on through the night ? 80 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:14,402 ? But here you'll find a place ? 81 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:17,822 ? That'll surely lift your spirits ? 82 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:23,244 ? You belong at Happy's Place ? 83 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,371 {\an8}- [gasps] Oh! 84 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,040 {\an8}Did my birthday come early? 85 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:29,811 {\an8}Who sent me two front row seats to "Mamma Mia!"? 86 00:03:29,812 --> 00:03:33,254 {\an8}- They're addressed to Emmett. - Ugh. 87 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:36,466 {\an8}How dare he go to a musical without me? 88 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:39,887 {\an8}- Maybe he wants to only hear the actors sing. 89 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,972 {\an8}- I mouth the words. 90 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,083 {\an8}- Yeah, and a lot of sound comes out. 91 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,937 {\an8}- Oh, there he is. 92 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,814 {\an8}The dancing king. 93 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:53,816 {\an8}- What? 94 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,193 {\an8}- Your "Mamma Mia!" tickets came. 95 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:58,196 {\an8}You know you can get those by email. 96 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:01,741 {\an8}- I got those for me and Bobbie when we were together. 97 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,701 {\an8}- Sorry. 98 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,954 {\an8}Are you still going to go? 99 00:04:05,955 --> 00:04:07,330 {\an8}- No. 100 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,916 {\an8}- Well, these are great seats, and I love ABBA. 101 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,125 {\an8}Could I maybe buy them from you? 102 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,586 {\an8}- No. 103 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,963 {\an8}Just 'cause I'm not going to use them 104 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,423 {\an8}doesn't mean you can. 105 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,843 {\an8}- Wow. [laughs] 106 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,262 {\an8}And I thought you guys were friends. 107 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,722 {\an8}- Did you do something? 108 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,015 {\an8}- Ooh, ooh. 109 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,350 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 110 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:29,560 - Yes, you in the back. 111 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,354 - Well, maybe he's mad at you 112 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,399 because you blabbed his secret and Bobbie broke up with him. 113 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,817 - Why is he attacking me? 114 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,610 I didn't blab his secret. Takoda did. 115 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,405 He should be attacking Takoda. 116 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:44,701 - You're a real profile in courage, Steve. 117 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:47,537 - Well, I don't know if this will make you feel any better, 118 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:49,622 but the important thing is, 119 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,542 no one's mad at me. 120 00:04:56,624 --> 00:04:58,631 - She's wrong. 121 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,425 I hate her. 122 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:03,386 [upbeat bluesy music] 123 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,429 ? ? 124 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:07,432 [whirring] - Eat it. 125 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,183 - Hey, Bobbie, I was- 126 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,518 uh-oh. 127 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,687 You're shredding. 128 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,522 You only do that when you're upset. 129 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,524 Is it Monica? 130 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:17,985 - No, it's your paycheck. 131 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:24,115 Of course it's Monica. 132 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,742 - If it really bothers you, 133 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,785 I'm sure there's some way we can get rid of her. 134 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:30,329 - She won't fit in the shredder. 135 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,082 But really, I have no right to interfere. 136 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:36,002 I was the one that said Emmett and I should just be friends. 137 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,545 - Technically true. 138 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,464 But if Emmett and Monica start to date, 139 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:41,299 you're going to have to see that every day. 140 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,760 We can't have a health inspector here. 141 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:47,805 She'll probably make me stop feeding the alley cats. 142 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,975 - Those are raccoons. 143 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,144 - [gasps] 144 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,855 She's shredding. - Mm-hmm. 145 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,607 She's upset because she thinks 146 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,567 Monica and Emmett will start dating, 147 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,569 and then they'll, you know, mm... 148 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,030 [imitating kissing] Mm-mm-mm. 149 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,074 - OK. I don't love the visual. 150 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:09,619 And I don't love the sound effects. 151 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,788 - It makes complete sense, Bobbie, OK? 152 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:14,123 Just because you two are no longer dating 153 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,542 doesn't mean you want to see him with someone else, OK? 154 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,586 So what do you want to do about it? 155 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,296 - I don't think there's anything we can do about it. 156 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,923 - Look. 157 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,716 Emmett goes fishing on Wednesdays 158 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,426 and doesn't get back until noon, 159 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,428 so that means all we have to do 160 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,555 is get Monica in and out in an hour. 161 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,432 - There's three problems with that. 162 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,602 The first two are you and you. 163 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,104 - What do you mean? 164 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:38,189 - Well, Isabella likes to brag 165 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,316 about everything she's done to the speakeasy- 166 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,069 impressive, but time-consuming. 167 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:46,989 - Accurate, yet hurtful. - Yeah. 168 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,742 - And, Gabby, there's a reason your name is Gabby. 169 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,411 You can't stand silence. 170 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,997 - That is not true. 171 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,046 Somebody speak! - OK. 172 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,881 If we're going to get rid of Monica in record time, 173 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,216 you two need to zip it. 174 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,634 - OK. - OK. We promise. 175 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,928 - [grunting] 176 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,179 - Now, what was the third issue? 177 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,430 - Oh, yeah, Steve. 178 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,515 There's no way he's going to rush out 179 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:13,808 the health inspector. 180 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:16,978 Shoot, the selfies alone will take 40 minutes. 181 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:18,354 - Don't you worry. 182 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,689 I'll talk to Steve. 183 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,858 Not overtalk- 184 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,985 just the right amount. 185 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:25,362 ? ? 186 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,992 [upbeat bluesy music] 187 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:35,580 - Hey, remember when you said that Emmett wasn't mad at you? 188 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:39,542 - Mm-hmm. - Mamma Mia, were you wrong. 189 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:40,626 - Leave him alone. 190 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,211 You don't know anything. 191 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,713 - Well, you know, my name is Gabby 192 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:46,924 because I hear things. 193 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:47,967 - Wait. 194 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,427 What did you hear? 195 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:51,679 - I overheard Emmett talking to Isabella, 196 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,974 and he said that he can never trust you again. 197 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,767 - [scoffs] I'm totally trustworthy. 198 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:59,395 Takoda's the one you can't trust. 199 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,688 - Watch it, Steve. 200 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,232 You only got one friend left. 201 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,526 - You know what you have to do. 202 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,278 You have to talk to Emmett. 203 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,280 - Talk to the king of not talking? 204 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:12,617 There are mimes that talk more than Emmett. 205 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,410 - Listen, if I've learned anything 206 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,870 about getting men to talk, 207 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:18,415 it's that you've got to trap them first. 208 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:22,210 - I guess we could corner him in the kitchen after our shift. 209 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,170 - Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 210 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,963 You've got to get him someplace away from work- 211 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,132 you know, where there's no distractions. 212 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,551 Hey. 213 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,470 I know. 214 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,722 Emmett goes fishing every Wednesday morning. 215 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,600 You could trap him at the fishing shack. 216 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:42,271 - Or you can just shove me headfirst into an outhouse, 217 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,232 get it over with. 218 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,816 - No, no, no. 219 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,860 You want him in his comfort zone. 220 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,488 And you know, don't confront him too quickly. 221 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,908 Really take your time. 222 00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:00,998 - You know, I never say this, 223 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,167 but I think Gabby's right. 224 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,835 - You know, I've never said this, 225 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:08,256 but let's go to a fishing shack. 226 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:11,217 {\an8}[upbeat bluesy music] 227 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,469 ? ? 228 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,098 - You know, if you wanted me to come- 229 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,392 - No talking, no bragging. 230 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,353 We got to get her out of here. - OK. 231 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,940 - You doing OK over there? 232 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,321 - I'll tell you when I'm done. 233 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,363 - Done. 234 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:35,992 ? Dun, dun, dun, dun ? 235 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,702 Hey, Monica, if you need to get a closer look, 236 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,245 I could come over there and just lift you right up, 237 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,621 you know? 238 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,081 - Not necessary. 239 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,584 If I need, I have a ladder in my Toyota Tundra. 240 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,712 - Tundra. 241 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,088 Icy tundra. 242 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,131 Cold. 243 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:52,008 Brrr. 244 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,509 Icy. - What are you doing? 245 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,510 - I don't know. 246 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,096 - Get over there. 247 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,056 - Now, this wood is original to the building. 248 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,391 Has it been fireproofed? 249 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,643 - Yes. Fireproofed and up to code. 250 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,437 I kept the original wood look because- 251 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,647 - Because that's the end of that story. 252 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,232 [laughs] 253 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,400 - Although from an aesthetic standpoint, 254 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,694 much more went into it. 255 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,988 - Will someone escort me to the refrigeration system? 256 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,615 - It's right over here on the other side of the bar 257 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,827 right next to the still-quiet Gabby. 258 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,162 - Oh. 259 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,496 Oh, there's my glasses. 260 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,457 Oh, oh. [laughs] 261 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,126 I don't know. 262 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,337 - OK, refrigerator is here, 263 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,213 and the temperature gauge is right there. 264 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,924 - It's a refurbished 1957 Philco- 265 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,468 incredibly authentic. 266 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,179 You see, these are the kinds of touches... 267 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,598 I'll keep to myself. 268 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,143 - OK, the gauge is in range, 269 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,980 and that checks the last item off the list. 270 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,398 - Are we done? 271 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,983 - We have successfully completed 272 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,151 the health inspection. 273 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,319 - Oh. 274 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,112 That's a record, even for you. 275 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,114 - Yeah. Best health inspector ever. 276 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,617 - This girl. - OK. 277 00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:03,496 - I'd like to acknowledge your professionalism 278 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,831 keeping the chatter and personal anecdotes 279 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,875 to a minimum. 280 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,461 - Your time is valuable, and we respect that. 281 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:13,005 - So get out of here! 282 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,965 - And don't let the Prohibition era-style 283 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,760 sliding gate hit you on the way out. 284 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,555 - Personally, I wanted to hurry things along- 285 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,140 - And we appreciate that. - Let me finish, Bobbie. 286 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,433 - OK. 287 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,060 - I wanted to hurry things along 288 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:29,063 so we could transition into gal time. 289 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,564 - Gal time? 290 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,233 That's really a thing? - Well, yes. 291 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,651 Well, now that my badge is off, 292 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,152 I don't want you to think of me 293 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,238 as Monica Ulrich, Department of Health. 294 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,531 I want you to think of me 295 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:41,450 as Monica Ulrich, Department of Friends! 296 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,661 ? ? 297 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,665 [upbeat bluesy music] 298 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,126 [footsteps tapping] 299 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,170 - Who's out there? 300 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:56,006 I'm armed. 301 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,049 - Don't shoot. 302 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,426 It's Steve. 303 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,929 - Who's hiding behind Takoda. 304 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,640 - Hey, buddy. 305 00:12:04,826 --> 00:12:08,936 - What the hell are you two doing out here? 306 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,312 - Can we come in? 307 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,564 There's a lot of mosquitoes, and I think 308 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,375 they're attracted to my hand cream. 309 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,073 - Oh. Nice fishing shack, man. - Yeah. 310 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,909 I love what you haven't done to the place. 311 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,327 - I'll say it again. 312 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,537 What the hell are y'all doing out here? 313 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,997 - What do you mean? 314 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,832 I'm just a dude that loves a place 315 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:33,086 with fish and worms and-ugh, fish and worms. 316 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,797 - We wanted to apologize. 317 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,840 - Huh. 318 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:38,924 For coming here? 319 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:39,967 I accept. 320 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,219 See you later. 321 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,263 - No. 322 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,600 For me telling Isabella that you knew about her. 323 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,102 - I mean, technically, I'm the one who told you, 324 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,645 so I'm also to blame. 325 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,564 But you know, just a little less. 326 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,108 - Yeah, I know. 327 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,111 When I told you that, I put you in a terrible spot, 328 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,822 just like Happy did me. 329 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:05,660 - I'm glad you don't blame us, but something's going on. 330 00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:09,830 - You know why I come out here? 331 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,166 - The ambience? 332 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,043 - The quiet. 333 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,671 So if you can't stay quiet, head out. 334 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:18,722 - OK. 335 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,428 Wait. We're staying? 336 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:27,473 [upbeat bluesy music] 337 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,225 - So I said to the manager, 338 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,727 "Your waiter's not wearing any shoes!" 339 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,103 And he says to me- 340 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,355 true story, hand to God- - I believe you. 341 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,481 I believe you. 342 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,525 - And he says to me, "That's OK. 343 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,360 He serves the food with his hands." 344 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,694 Oh, no! 345 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,739 [laughter] 346 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,658 - Who knew there'd be so many funny stories 347 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,159 about being a health inspector? 348 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,619 - I know. - So many. 349 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,955 So very many. 350 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,498 - I got a million of 'em. 351 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,208 - Yeah. I know. We've heard 'em. 352 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,584 - Oh, man. 353 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,710 You know, this would be so much more fun 354 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,254 if we were drinking. 355 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,381 Can we please start drinking? 356 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,799 - Oh! 357 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,093 I'd love to imbibe in some spirits. 358 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,387 Hey, as long as you don't serve them with your feet! 359 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,639 Oh, sha-ding! 360 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,979 - OK, well, we don't want to keep you. 361 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:15,938 So here we go. - Yeah, yeah. 362 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,022 - No, but wait, wait, wait. 363 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,816 What about you guys? Come on. 364 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:22,069 You must have some hilarious stories about working here. 365 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,071 - Ah, no. - No. 366 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,948 - Not-not really. 367 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,074 - Oh, come on. 368 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,158 It's a bar. 369 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,743 Surely there were some hijinks. 370 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,204 - No. We pride ourselves in no hijinks. 371 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,289 Yep. 372 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,750 No hijinks and no quiche. 373 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,335 - No. 374 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,962 - Really? - Yeah. 375 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,090 - Nothing? - Nah. 376 00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:45,217 - OK, well, then I have one more. 377 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,303 - Oh, yay. 378 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,887 - No, this one, you're going to find hilarious. 379 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,598 - OK. - OK. 380 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,516 I get pretty lonely, 381 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,810 because I don't have any friends. 382 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:59,815 And I actually thought that I might find some here. 383 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,818 How-how funny is that? 384 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,616 - Not exactly hilarious. 385 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,591 - Wait a minute, Monica. 386 00:15:10,592 --> 00:15:15,164 You know, Daddy always said that Happy's was a place 387 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,207 where no one should feel alone. 388 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,335 It's a place where everybody knows your name. 389 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,961 - Wait. Wasn't that "Cheers"? 390 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,296 I think that- 391 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,215 - Let me finish, Monica. 392 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,259 It's here too. 393 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,637 I'd like for you to stay. 394 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,598 - What about you two? 395 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,183 Do you want me to stay? 396 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,810 - Yeah, I do. 397 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,021 - Me too. 398 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,231 Sha-ding! Ha! 399 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,151 [upbeat bluesy music] 400 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,238 ? ? 401 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,829 - What are you doing? 402 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,289 - I'm organizing. 403 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,832 I'd do this alphabetically, 404 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,763 but I have no idea what they're called. 405 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,962 - Wow. 406 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,881 I was wrong. 407 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,884 You're being quiet, and you're still a problem. 408 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,053 Get out. 409 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,388 - We're worried about you, man. 410 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:18,102 - Thought you were worried I was mad at you. 411 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,396 - Even if you're not mad at us, 412 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,523 we can tell that something's bothering you. 413 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,608 - We just want to know what's going on. 414 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,193 - I don't feel like talking. 415 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,486 - Why? 416 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,321 - Because I don't feel like it. 417 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,448 - Well, we're not leaving until you tell us what's going on. 418 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,574 Right, Takoda? 419 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,702 - Right. 420 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,788 - So why won't you talk to us? 421 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:42,292 - Because talking ruined everything. 422 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:46,464 ? ? 423 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,886 - What do you mean, "Talking ruined everything"? 424 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,555 - Because Happy told me his secret, 425 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,764 and then he died. 426 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,641 Then I tell Bobbie his secret, 427 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,268 and then she leaves me. 428 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,104 So you guys add all that up. 429 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,897 What's the problem? 430 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,232 - Talking? 431 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,692 - Bingo. - No. 432 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,360 Emmett, I'm sorry that happened, 433 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,362 but I don't think talking is the problem. 434 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,114 You lost two of the most important people 435 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:16,034 in your life, people you felt safe opening up to. 436 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,703 - You need to open up to somebody, man. 437 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,954 - I'm fine. 438 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,414 - No, you're not. 439 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,625 You were, but then something happened. 440 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,506 - I guess it was when those theater tickets arrived, 441 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,550 it hit me. 442 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,886 This thing with Bobbie, 443 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,346 it's not going to blow over. 444 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,684 We're not going to get back together. 445 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,936 - I really hoped you would. 446 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,313 - Me too. 447 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,814 - Yeah. 448 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,943 Well, I don't know what I'm going to do. 449 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,988 - I do. 450 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:57,326 You're going to move on, which will be hard. 451 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,203 - And you'll still have us to talk to. 452 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,289 - Although maybe in a different place. 453 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,959 - Hey. 454 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,960 You want to learn how to whittle? 455 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,212 - No. 456 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,963 But I'll sweep up. 457 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,965 - Deal. 458 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,592 Watch out for the fish heads down there. 459 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,969 - Ohh. 460 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,806 They're looking at me. 461 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:22,768 {\an8}? ? 462 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,020 {\an8}[laughter] 463 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,355 - I get it. 464 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,525 - Monica, you're a hoot. 465 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,818 - Thanks for getting me to stay. 466 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,194 - I'm glad you did. 467 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,987 - Yeah, we all are. 468 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,115 - I just get so insecure and start spinning out 469 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,243 about, you know, not having any friends 470 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,287 and not being liked and being unlucky in love 471 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,872 and, you know, dying alone. 472 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:47,334 - Oh, yeah, I- 473 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,503 - Sounds to me like you're borrowing trouble. 474 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,171 And I should know, because I've been doing that 475 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,548 a lot lately. 476 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,258 - Honestly, me too. 477 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,260 I keep worrying that something's going to go wrong 478 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,971 with the speakeasy and then it'll be a big failure 479 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,556 and the tavern will go bankrupt 480 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,976 and I'll lose all my teeth to night grinding. 481 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,227 - See? 482 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,229 That's a heap of borrowed trouble. 483 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,772 - I don't need to borrow trouble. 484 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,608 I live with it. 485 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,112 And its name is Mom. 486 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,031 - Well, so how do you guys deal? 487 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,450 I mean, once I start borrowing, I can't stop. 488 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,660 - You know what works for me? 489 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,453 - What? - My friends. 490 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,664 These two had my back when I was spinning out, 491 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,709 and now we have yours. 492 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,793 - Really? 493 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,003 - Yeah. - Really. 494 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,589 You have nothing to be insecure about. 495 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,924 And don't be afraid about putting yourself out there. 496 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,342 - OK. 497 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,595 Thanks. 498 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,221 [gasps] Big E! 499 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,307 - Monica. 500 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,058 What are you doing here? 501 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,729 - Oh, I was just, uh, talking with my friends. 502 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,440 - Well, it's good to see you. 503 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,775 - Hey, I was wondering, 504 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,186 would you want to grab a cup of coffee next week? 505 00:20:01,354 --> 00:20:03,493 - You should go, Emmett. 506 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,495 She's a lot of fun. 507 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,205 - Yeah, that'd be nice. 508 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,332 I'm in. 509 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,541 - OK, great. 510 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,709 Well, I'll give you a call. 511 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,461 I know this great place that 512 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,504 cleans their espresso machine like you wouldn't believe. 513 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,131 - All right. 514 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,299 I'll see you next week. 515 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,300 - OK, perfect. 516 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,351 - All right. 517 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,686 - Are you OK, Bobbie? 518 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,480 - Yeah. I'm fine. 519 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,232 [chuckling] 520 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,696 {\an8}[upbeat bluesy music] 521 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:45,328 {\an8}? ? 522 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,334 {\an8}- I take it you enjoyed "Mamma Mia"? 523 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:55,295 {\an8}- It was the greatest show I've ever seen in my life. 524 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,298 {\an8}In my life! 525 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,553 {\an8}- Thanks for nothing. 526 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:09,435 {\an8}? ? 527 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:14,035 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0